Saturday, April 16, 2011

Bizarre love rituals...

Wow... I'm guessing by "fortunate" they're not talking about my career prospects or odds of winning the lotto. No wonder this place is underground

Nail Beauty

So I'm on the subway uptown 1 train and this lady hopped on at 23rd st. all I could think about was
1) how does she wipe her butt?
2) I would vomit if I had to lick her nails
on a double dare by my friends

Xzibit eat your heart out

Saturday, April 9, 2011

Bewaaaaare!

Now I know what I'm gonna be next year for halloween.

This was taken at The Cottage near Union Square. Buy 8 bucks worth of Chinese food and you get bottomless boxed wine. Just gotta watch out for that swinging door...

Tuesday, March 29, 2011

"Swamp People" ad

"Oh wow, creative advertising on the street, I guess I'd better go home and turn on the History channel!"