Advertising that works!

So, after a night of hellraising at a Brooklyn Karaoke bar, I decided to walk up to Chinatown for some noodle soup. Being the thrifty person that I am, and always one for a deal- this sign definitely caught my attention.

Haters gonna hate

All his life, everyone in the flock told Jeremy that birds have no place in the modeling biz.

He showed them... he showed them all.

Best prank ever?

Or lamest?

Bizarre love rituals...

Wow... I'm guessing by "fortunate" they're not talking about my career prospects or odds of winning the lotto. No wonder this place is underground

Nail Beauty

So I'm on the subway uptown 1 train and this lady hopped on at 23rd st. all I could think about was
1) how does she wipe her butt?
2) I would vomit if I had to lick her nails
on a double dare by my friends

Xzibit eat your heart out

Bewaaaaare!

Now I know what I'm gonna be next year for halloween.

This was taken at The Cottage near Union Square. Buy 8 bucks worth of Chinese food and you get bottomless boxed wine. Just gotta watch out for that swinging door...

Massive software update fail

I'm sure some techie got fired for this 3 foot wide error message

Hannity vs Sharpton

Best seats in the house

Industrial art in the City Hall station

Massive pillow fight in Union Square

Alternate title: Why bed bugs are rampant in NYC

"Swamp People" ad

"Oh wow, creative advertising on the street, I guess I'd better go home and turn on the History channel!"

Sheen Brothers

#Winning x 2

St Patricks Day parade

Winning