Obama Condoms

You know you've made it when people sporting a homemade sign sell condoms named after you in Times Square.

"Touch his nose"

Walking down Lexington on my way home from work and I see this unsavory chick with ice blue contacts shoving a stuffed penguin in everyones face and asking them to touch its nose. I told her I'd do it if she let me get a picture of her with the breakfast club.  Note: I am a master swindler and did not uphold my end of the bargain... But if I don't post for a while you'll know its because I got bum rushed by the insane clown posse.

Can or can-not

So I got off at Rector stop today and came across this guy pulling these cans up the street. I immediately thought of my unemployment days. So, I stopped and asked him how much he was gonna get for all these cans.
--If you guys want to take a guess and within $3.00 -- PBR's at Patriot on me!

I Wanna Rock - ROCK!!

On the subway this morning headed uptown to my computer/cubicle job, I couldn't help but notice this badass dude. It made me jealous to think about how great it would be to wake up in the morning on a weekday and go:
-4 silver rings, check
-combination of leather and silver necklaces, check
-purple/white tie-dye hoodie, check
-semi permed hair and goatee in place, check
-sunglasses to hide the hangover...let's roll!!!!

T.Hanks

So as I was walking through SoHo near Mott St when I came across this gem of Artwork. Interesting Caricature. It immediately brought back old memories of watching 'The Burbs.'

I guess when you're tired, you're tired

So I'm leaving crunch gym downtown to sweat out this weekends alcohol abuse and saw this guy sleeping on a couch on the street. He even made use of a room divider for some privacy. Other than sleeping beside 85 bags of garbage from the neighborhood bar, he looks pretty comfortable...you're thoughts?

Advertising that works!

So, after a night of hellraising at a Brooklyn Karaoke bar, I decided to walk up to Chinatown for some noodle soup. Being the thrifty person that I am, and always one for a deal- this sign definitely caught my attention.

Haters gonna hate

All his life, everyone in the flock told Jeremy that birds have no place in the modeling biz.

He showed them... he showed them all.

Best prank ever?

Or lamest?

Bizarre love rituals...

Wow... I'm guessing by "fortunate" they're not talking about my career prospects or odds of winning the lotto. No wonder this place is underground

Nail Beauty

So I'm on the subway uptown 1 train and this lady hopped on at 23rd st. all I could think about was
1) how does she wipe her butt?
2) I would vomit if I had to lick her nails
on a double dare by my friends

Xzibit eat your heart out

Bewaaaaare!

Now I know what I'm gonna be next year for halloween.

This was taken at The Cottage near Union Square. Buy 8 bucks worth of Chinese food and you get bottomless boxed wine. Just gotta watch out for that swinging door...

Massive software update fail

I'm sure some techie got fired for this 3 foot wide error message

Hannity vs Sharpton

Best seats in the house

Industrial art in the City Hall station

Massive pillow fight in Union Square

Alternate title: Why bed bugs are rampant in NYC