Tuesday, November 1, 2011

"Always" important to have your Priorities in order

Halloween, what a great time of year! Its the only time a girl can go out in a g-string and handcuffs and call herself a cop!!

Well, after a night of ghouls and girls in Union Square VT and I took the 2,3 train back downtown and got off on the Fulton stop. It was here that we found this post note on the ground.

Someone obviously has some tough priorities to put in order- however I do think "looking immaculate" should trump the presentation (#2) any day of the week!!!

Monday, September 19, 2011

Saturday, August 20, 2011

Steal of a deal!

Fits a twin bed and a mini fridge that doubles as a night stand!! Inquire within!

Wednesday, August 17, 2011

Grandma, is that you??

Oh wait, the spray paint on my Grandma's dog isn't pink.  And she's not a dude.

Wednesday, June 29, 2011

where do I start?

#dogsinshoppingcarts for starters

*I did pay this girl $2.00 to take this pic

Thursday, June 23, 2011

Sunday, June 19, 2011

Fresh Prince

I know Wills side kick was Jazzy Jeff...but this license plate made me think of that last night

BBQ Korilla style

Anyone on 14th st- I give this place a thumbs up! Checkout Korilla BBQ truck!! Awesome!
www.korillabbq.com

who needs an undershirt?

So I ran into my trainer at popeyes chicken yesterday. Glad to see I'm not the only one that goes without a shirt when wearing an xs fishing vest.

Saturday, May 28, 2011

Genesee Cream Ale



Before tonight, I'd never heard of this stuff. But its 2/$5.00 at Sweet Revenge in Brooklyn. Selling points:
- Est 1878
- Name rhymes w "Hennessy"
- Supposedly the winner of numerous World Beer Cup medals

Saturday, May 21, 2011

Friday, May 20, 2011

great combo

Not only are my taxes WAY past due, but this woman is driving me' crazy...time to kill 2 birds with one stone.

Wednesday, May 18, 2011

Saturday, May 14, 2011

St. Jerome's bathroom ceiling - Friday night theology dialogue

Nyc always keeps you focused on real shit, regardless of the time, place, or number of PBRs consumed

Saturday, May 7, 2011

For those who didn't believe

See, I told you Anderson Cooper rides the 3 train....well, someone that looks like him anyway

Sunday, May 1, 2011

Aisle #4 or 10.00

I've never seen an "I duct tape NY" shirt before.  What's amazing about this sign (seen at a street market in the financial district) is that it apparently took them less effort to find an "Aisle #4" sign than it would've to just print the number 4 in size 72 font.

Saturday, April 30, 2011

Obama Condoms

You know you've made it when people sporting a homemade sign sell condoms named after you in Times Square.

Friday, April 29, 2011

"Touch his nose"

Walking down Lexington on my way home from work and I see this unsavory chick with ice blue contacts shoving a stuffed penguin in everyones face and asking them to touch its nose. I told her I'd do it if she let me get a picture of her with the breakfast club.  Note: I am a master swindler and did not uphold my end of the bargain... But if I don't post for a while you'll know its because I got bum rushed by the insane clown posse.

Thursday, April 28, 2011

Can or can-not

So I got off at Rector stop today and came across this guy pulling these cans up the street. I immediately thought of my unemployment days. So, I stopped and asked him how much he was gonna get for all these cans.
--If you guys want to take a guess and within $3.00 -- PBR's at Patriot on me!

I Wanna Rock - ROCK!!

On the subway this morning headed uptown to my computer/cubicle job, I couldn't help but notice this badass dude. It made me jealous to think about how great it would be to wake up in the morning on a weekday and go:
-4 silver rings, check
-combination of leather and silver necklaces, check
-purple/white tie-dye hoodie, check
-semi permed hair and goatee in place, check
-sunglasses to hide the hangover...let's roll!!!!

Wednesday, April 27, 2011

T.Hanks

So as I was walking through SoHo near Mott St when I came across this gem of Artwork. Interesting Caricature. It immediately brought back old memories of watching 'The Burbs.'

Monday, April 25, 2011

I guess when you're tired, you're tired

So I'm leaving crunch gym downtown to sweat out this weekends alcohol abuse and saw this guy sleeping on a couch on the street. He even made use of a room divider for some privacy. Other than sleeping beside 85 bags of garbage from the neighborhood bar, he looks pretty comfortable...you're thoughts?